The wiener size trick.

• Chris: You gotta talk it up to be small then when they see it they'll be pleasantly surprised.
• Me: It's funny... When we are young guys are worried about our wiener size that we tell people we have 2-3 more inches than we do.
• Chris: Yea.
• Me: Now that we are older we tell people we are at least 2-3 inches smaller than the truth.
• Chris: Yup. But we still try to make it look bigger by putting a sock or roll of quarters in our underwear.
• Me: we do?
• Chris: I'm the only one?
• Chris: Son of a bitch!